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Not only was a chupacabra caught on tape by a police officer in Texas…

But it also appears we have a real bigfoot specimen to be unveiled this coming Friday at a news conference…

Next I suppose a monster will wash up on the shores of Loch Ness?

Overheard during lunch today:  “No matter how much I eat, I’m still thirsty.”

I absolutely love the B-52’s, but I had thought they were part of history, and in my mind they were starting to fade.

Imagine my surprise to find out that, not only did they come out with a new album, but they came out with it back in March!

And I just now found out!

You can believe I immediately zipped over to iTunes and snagged a copy.

Nobody can get me bouncing around like the B-52’s can!

This wins the MojoWriter “Most Unfortunately Titled” Book Award for 2007.

Someone pointed out that it’s impossible for me to be the reincarnation of Elvis, since both of us were alive at the same time.

A recent discussion leads me to believe that women over 40 are much more likely to be interested in morning sex than younger women.

Another possible place to have piercing jewelry which features a spinning propeller is at the end of a penis.

People who own shiny new iPods become rudely hostile if you point out to them that they paid top dollar for planned obsolescence.

“Butterflies are so beautiful.  Who would want to hurt them?”

“Birds.”

“…well, birds are assholes.”